Thank God for the weekend..

So, here the weekend is. I hate that the weekend is so short. I am so happy when it gets here, then suddenly it's gone.. Oh well. At a friends request I decided to tell you all about a call I did the other day.. It was a call that Cynthia and I do regularly and it tends to be amusing from time to time. The thing is on a good day you might be able to understand a third of what these people are saying.. I have been cursed out so many times by these people and I still have no idea what they 'really' think of me.. This particular call is a call center in India.. sometimes they lead the call, sometimes we do.. I am always on the commline.. Cynthia loves me enough to let me do this.. On this call Ganesh is my commline buddy.. along with some woman who's name I can not pronounce, in Singapore. A little later Ravi Bob (who speaks English fairly well) gets on to be a go between.. so here we are listening to them chat and waiting for the call to end when Cynthia says.. 'hey there is some really bad noise coming from the speakers line.' So I inform Ravi Bob.. (say it out loud.. it's really funny.. and he says it fast too..) that the noise is coming from the speaker's line and he is in the process of yelling at everyone in the room with him.. he was trying to explain it to Ganesh.. he says.. 'We have a speakah phone and two turtle phones.. yes a speakah phone and to turtle phones.. DON'T TOUCH THE TURTLE PHONES.. ' I listen as he rambles on about the turtle phones.. then he starts yelling into the room again.. ' I SAID DON'T TOUCH THE TURTLE PHONES!!! STOP TOUCHING THE TURTLE PHONES!!' it's at around the 100th time he has said 'turtle phones' when I realize what he is actually saying.. here I sat wondering what in the hell a turtle phone was.. when all this time it wasn't a turtle phone at all.. and I swear to you.. he was saying turtle phone.. It was funny. The highlight of my day.
Okay. On to my newest adventure.. those of you close to me know what it is.. I would rather not type it today. It will make me think about it. Just know, I am doing well. Yes. I am still a huge bitch. But I haven't messed up once. On to the next subject, yes there is still a grave in my back yard. No, I have not moved yet. Yes my landlord has already rented my house to someone else. That's it. Now for my Friday drama.. My van broke. Yup. The only transportation I have, is broken. How in the hell can one person have so much freakin' drama?? I HATE DRAMA!!! Okay, I'm gonna stop rambling.. I know lately my blog has been boring.. sorry about that peeps.. It will get better.. Maybe I will start a story day and tell about when my life was more interesting.. for now though.. I'm out.

P.S. I have a special friend who may stop by to see my blog soon.. so to you.. you know who you are.. I love you very much. Thank you for putting up with me.. I will make it worth it for you I promise.

(for those of you who read the blogs just to gossip, that's not as juicy as it sounds but I understand if I am suddenly in the middle of some really hot affair with someone else's man or something.)